biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

woundedtoaster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

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leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

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then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

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look at this bullshit

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i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

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andreii-tarkovsky:

straight dudes love to add the word ‘man’ to everything they suddenly want to have like man bags or man buns, i hope one day they start having some man ners as well. 

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sorry:

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don’t worry it will go away

me at 20: when

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humorrelated:

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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